Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddism
If shit happens, it isn' t really shit.
Hinduism
This shit has happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholism
Shit happens because you deserve it.
Protestantis
Let shit happen to somebody else.
Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?
У меня новый ПЧ Евро Пупсик

рада тебя видеть, мне очень приятно, что тебя нашла

